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YOLOSELAMOFO 

Acronym for You Only Live Once So Eat Like A Mother Fucker. Used to rationalize any overeating decision or the decision to eat something clearly not on any prescribed healthy diet like "Everything Hash Browns" at a Denny's in San Francisco.
Before I walk into the Old Country Buffet and hunker down on an entire sleeve of Meat Loaf I always assuage my feelings of guilt by remembering YOLOSELAMOFO.
YOLOSELAMOFO by Poop$ January 15, 2013
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YOLOsexual 

An individual who overuses the term coined by YMCMB recording artist Drake 'YOLO,' which stands for 'You Only Live Once.'
Guy 1: "Aye cuhh, I'm bout to make some ramen noodles. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, I gotta go get the mail. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "The heel of my foot itches like crazy. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "Damn, ain't no more AriZona?? YOLO!"

Guy 2: "Nigga stop being such a YOLOsexual"
YOLOsexual by @Cromzzwell_ July 13, 2012

YOLOsexual 

Somebody who takes sexual opportunities that appeal to them as if "you only live once".
Woman 1 "I've never made out with 2 guys in one day before. And it felt really good and I dont care what anybody thinks and who knows when I'll ever feel that way again so I went for it!".
Woman 2 "That's awesome. You're such a YOLOsexual".
YOLOsexual by yolosexual1 April 24, 2013

Yolosexual 

A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.
Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.

Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!

Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual
Yolosexual by DaMylkMan September 29, 2012

yolosexual 

Often a bunch of stupid pillacks, yolosexual persons love nothing apart from their stupidity, they often do dangerous and overall stupid things, and scream yolo at the top of their voices whenever they commit these feets of stupidity, stay away from these people and their load of bollocks.
Yolosexual: I'm gonna jump off this tree cause I'm an idiot

Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…

Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!

*Crashes on ground*

spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall

Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town

Everybody: YAY!!!!!!
yolosexual by misterdoodledawg November 8, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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