Y’ear 

East Baltimore slang for “Do you understand?” Also used as just “year”. (adapted from “you hear?”, but is used as a genuine question rather than a rhetorical).

Want em down inna wippur, y’ear or nah?

Y’ear by BaltimoreFrog May 14, 2024

y’eard 

Combination of you and heard. Also similar to the word jawn. Can be used in almost any way.

Max: Y’eard?
Zach: Y’eard.

y’eard by sefriday June 16, 2018

New Year's diet 

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.

I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.

New Year's diet by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020

valley new year 

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)

Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.

valley new year by Chelovec November 21, 2018

13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

13 year old by Preinstallable November 2, 2020

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022