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When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.
12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube
by Preinstallable November 02, 2020

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VERY bad or intrusive ads.
Usually lists like
1. am i pregnant test
2. senior dating site
3. dating site free
4. other shit idk but probably porn
another type is clickbait ads
"you cant believe why i put this in my toilet"
and then it tells u to buy some shit
the other one is porn-like ads
these mix with clickbait ads as they are not porn, just viruses probably.
gaah the urban dictionary ads are crap
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by Preinstallable September 22, 2020

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the worst search engine
businessinfoline.com is the worst search engine ever
business infoline BAD!!!!!!!!
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by Preinstallable September 25, 2020

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A browser extension/app/addon/plugin which blocks advertisements/ads/adverts
This is something you should love, but not too much (as it decreases revenue to the advertiser).
Some adblockers, mainly ABP and Adblock, even the Chrome Built-in Adblocker enroll in the Acceptable Ads program.
This allows some good ads, but blocks shitty ads. However, this can be disabled (except for chrome built-in).
Hornorable mention: uBlock Origin
Some scummy websites may ask you to "disable" your adblocker, but theres an app for that with fuck overlays (or nope to overlays), scrollfucker, and sometimes the userscript aak (anti adblock killer)
A: Man i fucking hate ads
God: go to adblockplus.org
A: Oh wow thank you god for giving me the adblocker i can now browse peacefully
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by Preinstallable June 04, 2020

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the most delicious thing ever
a: yo i got french bread pizza
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by Preinstallable June 01, 2020

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A definition on urban dictionary which defines someone's name, usually the definer's name, or the name of someone who the definer knows about.
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
Name Definition
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by Preinstallable September 25, 2020

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If it exists, it can run DOOM.
A: Is this laptop good?
B: Remember Rule 36.
by Preinstallable April 13, 2021

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