Xylor 

Super absolutely sexy dude who is very sexy and absolutely cool

Aw man there’s Xylor, wish I was like him, what a man.

Xylor by Xylor9 April 30, 2021

xylodong

n. the act of using one's penis to play the xylophone, vibraphone, or other such instrument

v. to engage in xylodong

Dude, this song is a simple melody. It can easily be xylodonged!

Hey, dude, can we do a xylodong duet?

xylodong by Buck Futter, Jr. April 30, 2014

Xylophile 

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylophonobia 

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Mylo Xyloto 

Mylo Xyloto is the fifth studio album created by the band Coldplay. The album features 14 new songs and has been described by band front man Chris Martin as "schizophrenic" in sound. This album released on October 24, 2011.

Hey man, have you heard the new Coldplay album?
Mylo Xyloto? Ya I've heard it, couple good songs, not their usual style.
I know, I like it a lot even though I usually don't go for Coldplay

Mylo Xyloto by xxxtwardyxxx October 27, 2011

Xylophone abs 

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

Xylophone abs by Qwassie November 16, 2013

xlorbic 

(pronounced "ZLOR-bik") n. 1) technologically advanced object, either a technical device or an element of one 2) a comparative unit of technology

Jim: "I haven't figured out all the xlorbics on my new digital camera yet."

Bart: "Mango got a new Prius, and it has more xlorbics than last year's did."

xlorbic by BuenaSuerte July 14, 2010