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Xylophile
Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017
xylophonobia
The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.
“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”
xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
Mylo Xyloto
Mylo Xyloto is the fifth studio album created by the band Coldplay. The album features 14 new songs and has been described by band front man Chris Martin as "schizophrenic" in sound. This album released on October 24, 2011.
Hey man, have you heard the new Coldplay album?
Mylo Xyloto? Ya I've heard it, couple good songs, not their usual style.
I know, I like it a lot even though I usually don't go for Coldplay
Mylo Xyloto? Ya I've heard it, couple good songs, not their usual style.
I know, I like it a lot even though I usually don't go for Coldplay
Mylo Xyloto by xxxtwardyxxx October 27, 2011
Xylophone abs
When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.
Xylophone abs by Qwassie November 16, 2013
xlorbic
(pronounced "ZLOR-bik") n. 1) technologically advanced object, either a technical device or an element of one 2) a comparative unit of technology
Jim: "I haven't figured out all the xlorbics on my new digital camera yet."
Bart: "Mango got a new Prius, and it has more xlorbics than last year's did."
Bart: "Mango got a new Prius, and it has more xlorbics than last year's did."
xlorbic by BuenaSuerte July 14, 2010
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026