Xylon 

Xylon is an absolutely sexy man. He is a very open-minded person with the BIGGEST DICK! One day, he will be the richest and most successful dude out of anyone! He's also a very smart dude...

Hey look, it's that pro Xylon!

Xylon by __MS__ May 9, 2020

Xylon 

A way to describe somebody that's a chad. Hey man check out that Xylon over there.

Hey man did you hear that he pulled a xylon move he's a God.

Xylon by Dabfreak September 28, 2018

xylon 

A simple-minded person. Might appear as a simpleton, but does say some smart things from time to time.

Xylon is always such a simpleton. I wasn't expecting him to come with that solution.

xylon by mugiwaranomaxi September 24, 2014

Xylon IF

A IFunny user that has been growing quick lot's of good comics, and is down to earth and speaks his mind but overall a great person.

IFunny user 1: Xylon IF is always on the explore channel and his sub count keeps rising.
IFunny user 2: well he does post some good comics.

Xylon IF by Dabfreak September 29, 2018

xylodong

n. the act of using one's penis to play the xylophone, vibraphone, or other such instrument

v. to engage in xylodong

Dude, this song is a simple melody. It can easily be xylodonged!

Hey, dude, can we do a xylodong duet?

xylodong by Buck Futter, Jr. April 30, 2014

Xylophile 

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylophonobia 

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018