xylophonobia

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

xylophobia

Xylophobia is a fear of wooden objects or forests.

His xylophobia kept him from eating Popsicles, because of the wooden stick.

by Kevin Talley August 28, 2007