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xylophonobia 

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.
ā€œI’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.ā€
xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
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xylophobia

Xylophobia is a fear of wooden objects or forests.
His xylophobia kept him from eating Popsicles, because of the wooden stick.
xylophobia by Kevin Talley August 28, 2007
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