Xilfs

A collection of the sexiest individuals known to man

Cancel my 10:30 meeting with xilfs Margret, the rapture has begun

by Inspect_ma_balls January 21, 2020

xilostation

Your Basic trapology term Meaning "Trap", "Trap Spot", "Post", or "Corner"

"where ever you sell at"

Pronounced "ZILO-Station" kinda like Gas Station
It's A Term Generally used in Florida

PhoneCall Bob: Man i need to re-up, meet me at your xilostation
Big Mike: Aight be there in 15
Bob: Yeah nigga

by Elfresh January 8, 2010

xilften

Netflix inverted

-I'm on xilften right now !

-WTF IS XILFTEN ???

by Firecow August 21, 2020

xilf

x-ray i'd like to fuck

Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face
Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me!
Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray
Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen!
Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible.
Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris
Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot.

by hastatus3 October 25, 2009

XILF

Acronym for "Xylophone I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Damn holmes what a XILF! Her keys are in all the right colors if you know what I mean! I mean I want to stick my cock in between them.

by Trumpet Blower July 16, 2006

xilos

member of fury's Rise of Tyrants

one of the many indiviuals who've become involved in Rise of Tyrants

by raneman February 22, 2005

xilf

Xenophobe I'd Like to Fuck

Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.

by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004