Top definition
Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face
Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me!
Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray
Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen!
Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible.
Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris
Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot.
by hastatus3 October 25, 2009
Get the mug
Get a xilf mug for your dog Zora.
May 8 Word of the Day
1. Slight sins or offenses
2. Petty crimes or small infractions
3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!
Peccadilloes shows rule.
by James Messina August 11, 2006
Get the mug
Get a Peccadilloes mug for your Facebook friend Jerry.
Acronym for "Xylophone I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Damn holmes what a XILF! Her keys are in all the right colors if you know what I mean! I mean I want to stick my cock in between them.
by Trumpet Blower July 16, 2006
Get the mug
Get a XILF mug for your barber Helena.
A collection of the sexiest individuals known to man
Cancel my 10:30 meeting with xilfs Margret, the rapture has begun
by Inspect_ma_balls January 21, 2020
Get the merch
Get the Xilfs neck gaiter and mug.
Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.
by Johnny Eightball July 08, 2004
Get the mug
Get a xilf mug for your sister-in-law Zora.