Xylophone

A melodic percussion instrument made of resonators and wooden keys with a chromatic scale. Mallets are used to strike the keys.

The Nazareth Blue Eagle marching band has rockin Xylophone players!

by kreeta April 01, 2004

Xylophone

Grab your dick and play the Xylophone on her ribs.

You: Let me see your ribs
Girl: Kay one sec
You: Imma give you a Xylophone
Girl: Okay
You: "Whack her ribs with your dick"

by Joe Joe BoB June 05, 2009

Xylophone

The xylophone is a sexual act in which a female braces herself in the table (or crab) posistion, and her male partner repeatedly strikes her naked body with his erect phallus. It is customary, but not necesary, for the female to replicate xylophone sounds with her mouth or anus in accordance with the location of the phallic strikes.

If two men do this at the same time to one woman, it is known as a duet.

Also, instead of being in the crab posistion, the parter on the receiving end of the strikes could just lay on the edge of a bed or table.

I went and divorced my wife after I found out she got the xylophone from Fransico Elson.

by jaypeddie November 27, 2007

The Xylophone

This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.

Man, did you see those girls that Jacob had The Xylophone with last night, they were smokin hot.

by A Town June 02, 2007

xylophone

A slang term used in the fashion and entertainment industry (and often in the pro-ana community) to describe visible chest bones in a female due to extreme thinness. Not used with regard to the side of the body but specifically the breastplate due to its xylophonic appearance. Synonymous with xylobone.

"I was trying to focus on the clothes during that fashion show, but I kept getting distracted by those xylophones."

"Whoa, girl, you losing weight? I see some xylophone!"

"Victoria Beckham rocks her xylophone in those red carpet pictures."

by NatashaSP November 28, 2008

xylophoner

when a male gets an erection while listening to, playing, or just in the presence of a xylophone

When rizwan was playing the xylophone, Alan walked in naked and rizwan got a xylophoner

by TheGrandWizardFromAlabama February 26, 2012

xylophone

The only word anyone knows that begins in 'x'.

"X is for...um...xylophone,..yeah that's it".

by Evan May June 01, 2005