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A Xandrism may be defined as a catch-all for lapses in judgement or intelligence of any kind.

Linguistically, a statement of fact misinterpreted in a humorous way, similar to a malapropism but requiring even fewer brain cells. Examples include misspelled commonly used nouns and verbs such as ahegao for a face their cousin made after easter dinner. When typing this definition, Xandr wrote "eastern" instead of easter, providing another example.
Xandr recently heard of an old video recirculating the internet entitled "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Naively believing this video to be about recycling and re-usability of common household items, he showed this video in full to a group of his preteen cousins. A classic Xandrism.
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xanderisms 

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
xanderisms by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010
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Xanderism 

a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.
xanderism
Xanderism by billybob1234512345 November 11, 2010
A religion developed in 2004, by 4 High Schoolers.
He has Converted to Xandism
xandism by chris November 24, 2004
Xandris is a heartwarming person his bestfriends are elijah and brandon he always has brandos back he will make a promise and not break it. He loves brandon like a bro he will usally say "that boi brando" which means brandon my bro and elijah he will call him and just talk about funny stuff he can be an ass hole but he is worth calling a bestfriend i love that boi zando
Did You see Xandris on fortnite
xandris by anthony save May 21, 2018

Xanderism 

When someone so sexy spam reports your definitions on urbandictionary.
That guy was having Xanderism and started spam reporting!
Xanderism by DhrubaO. March 9, 2023
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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