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A Xandrism may be defined as a catch-all for lapses in judgement or intelligence of any kind.

Linguistically, a statement of fact misinterpreted in a humorous way, similar to a malapropism but requiring even fewer brain cells. Examples include misspelled commonly used nouns and verbs such as ahegao for a face their cousin made after easter dinner. When typing this definition, Xandr wrote "eastern" instead of easter, providing another example.
Xandr recently heard of an old video recirculating the internet entitled "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Naively believing this video to be about recycling and re-usability of common household items, he showed this video in full to a group of his preteen cousins. A classic Xandrism.
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xanderisms 

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
xanderisms by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010
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Xanderism 

a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.
xanderism
Xanderism by billybob1234512345 November 11, 2010
A religion developed in 2004, by 4 High Schoolers.
He has Converted to Xandism
xandism by chris November 24, 2004
Xandris is a heartwarming person his bestfriends are elijah and brandon he always has brandos back he will make a promise and not break it. He loves brandon like a bro he will usally say "that boi brando" which means brandon my bro and elijah he will call him and just talk about funny stuff he can be an ass hole but he is worth calling a bestfriend i love that boi zando
Did You see Xandris on fortnite
xandris by anthony save May 21, 2018

Xanderism 

When someone so sexy spam reports your definitions on urbandictionary.
That guy was having Xanderism and started spam reporting!
Xanderism by DhrubaO. March 9, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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