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A Xandrism may be defined as a catch-all for lapses in judgement or intelligence of any kind.

Linguistically, a statement of fact misinterpreted in a humorous way, similar to a malapropism but requiring even fewer brain cells. Examples include misspelled commonly used nouns and verbs such as ahegao for a face their cousin made after easter dinner. When typing this definition, Xandr wrote "eastern" instead of easter, providing another example.
Xandr recently heard of an old video recirculating the internet entitled "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Naively believing this video to be about recycling and re-usability of common household items, he showed this video in full to a group of his preteen cousins. A classic Xandrism.
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xanderisms 

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality
-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"
xanderisms by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010
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Xanderism 

a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.
xanderism
Xanderism by billybob1234512345 November 11, 2010
A religion developed in 2004, by 4 High Schoolers.
He has Converted to Xandism
xandism by chris November 24, 2004
Xandris is a heartwarming person his bestfriends are elijah and brandon he always has brandos back he will make a promise and not break it. He loves brandon like a bro he will usally say "that boi brando" which means brandon my bro and elijah he will call him and just talk about funny stuff he can be an ass hole but he is worth calling a bestfriend i love that boi zando
Did You see Xandris on fortnite
xandris by anthony save May 21, 2018

Xanderism 

When someone so sexy spam reports your definitions on urbandictionary.
That guy was having Xanderism and started spam reporting!
Xanderism by DhrubaO. March 9, 2023
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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