Xanderism 

a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.

xanderism

Xanderism by billybob1234512345 November 11, 2010

Xanderism 

When someone so sexy spam reports your definitions on urbandictionary.

That guy was having Xanderism and started spam reporting!

Xanderism by DhrubaO. March 9, 2023

Xandalism 

The act of committing vandalism while blacked out on xanax and booze. Xanax, a prescription medication used to treat anxiety, can cause memory blackouts of hours or even days when consumed with alcohol. Regrettable behavior such as xandalism inevitably ensues.

Person 1: Did you hear about Brice? He took a fist full of xanax and drank a pint of Jack Daniel's, then he got arrested for smashing a church window. He doesn't remember a thing!

Person 2: Damn, sounds like he some did xandalism then

Xandalism by 4highs October 23, 2019

nanderism 

The religion that worships the great Nandha. It is the most supreme religion in the universe. Its followers are commonly known as nanders.

Tyrone: “Hey, what religion do you practice?”
Shaniqua: “I am a nander, and therefore I practice nanderism.”

nanderism by bigballer615 April 11, 2019

Wanderism 

A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.

I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.

You were self defense"

Wanderism by joepizza September 5, 2010

xanderisms 

Sayings made by an affluent Hispanic that typically exhibit a skewed sense of reality

-What's one of your favorite xanderisms?
-"$1000? You know how I hate chump change."
-Cool. Mine's "Manual Labor? Who's Manuel?"

xanderisms by yerawizardharri November 24, 2010

Xanderize 

Xanderize- derived from the great and awesome super hero of legend, Xander, that can solve all problems through his uber cute looks and lammiedoodle offerings.

1.to create peace in a time of turmoil with the use of either love or lammiedoodles.

2. to calm a person down who is uptight or mean usually through the offering of licks on the face, lammiedoodles, or other soothing methods.

Feel the power of Xander and be xanderized.

Xanderize by BatGirl October 17, 2006