Wullet 

The exact opposite of a mullet. Long hair in the front and short in the back. One might use the typical " Party in the front, and business in the back" Good for people who like to party and the wulletee's job entails their clientele to be more focused on the back of their head.

Wullet....enough said.

Wullet by IDropBombz April 25, 2011

wullet 

A womans mullet. Similar to that of a regular mullet, but more feminine. Sometimes styled and typically longer than just to the shoulders. Often seen as layered, and tapering as it goes down.

That lady has a wullet.

wullet by ski8tr May 24, 2006

wullet 

1. when u go on a date to a cheap place and can pay for everything with one dollar bills (someone with a little wallet)
2. someone who is triflin

I can't believe that lil wullet just said that?

Can you belive that lil wullet took me to McDonalds for our date?!

wullet by chEEkies112 June 11, 2009

phone-keys-wallet 

the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go

phone-keys-wallet by moodybluesman April 1, 2009

Wallet rape 

see steam sale

It's Steam Christmas Sale.
Wallet rape is imminent.

Wallet rape by Shezzar January 8, 2014

Walletosis 

A condition or state of something that is a waste of time or of no use, straying from one subject to another that has no relevancy to the current topic.

Berman is seriously turning into Wallet. Not nearly that level, but he is definitely showing early signs of Walletosis.

Walletosis by heater26 March 7, 2014

Prison wallet 

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

Prison wallet by K. Washington July 26, 2016