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a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair
do you have willets?
willets by dangleberrydave July 3, 2005
Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.
Get ya willets out, show us ya willets
willets by scott g January 6, 2005
A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.

co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"

willets roulette

A combination of Russian Roulette and a drinking game except with a Nerf Gun and beer. It was created in Willets Hall 3rd South of Swarthmore College. Prepare for glory.

Add the foam bullet in the barrel and spin. each person takes turns pointing the gun at himself or at another player. If he kills himself, he takes a sip of beer. If he chooses to shoot an opponent and kills him, that player must sip a beer. If it is a miss, the opponent has the opportunity to either continue with the barrel (not spin) or spin the barrel and shoot back at the first player. If it is another miss, the gun continues in order to the next player, with no additional spin. If the player is killed without spinning the barrel beforehand, he must take two sips. If he is killed with a spun barrel (therefore reset and 1/6 chance) he must take 4 sips of beer. Play until everyone passes out besides the last man standing.
Tonight, we dine in hell. Let's play Willets Roulette.

Mr.Willets 

A man born in 44 B.C and could possibly be a CIA agent that keeps tabs on all of his students. This man can do any and everything and no person can stop him.
Mr.Willets makes his own swords and guns.
Mr.Willets by DaSavage999 May 3, 2021

Mr. Willats 

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.
Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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