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willets

Performance enhancing drugs. Inspired by "Lifetime Drug Free Athlete" Jeff Willet.
That boy gained 30 pounds of muscle in 2 months, he must be on them willets!
by Yung Swole August 25, 2013
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willets

a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair
do you have willets?
by dangleberrydave July 3, 2005
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willets

Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.
Get ya willets out, show us ya willets
by scott g January 6, 2005
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willets

A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.
co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"
by e.j.s.l.t.m.c.a.j.s.m.j.j.m. September 21, 2005
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willets roulette

A combination of Russian Roulette and a drinking game except with a Nerf Gun and beer. It was created in Willets Hall 3rd South of Swarthmore College. Prepare for glory.

Add the foam bullet in the barrel and spin. each person takes turns pointing the gun at himself or at another player. If he kills himself, he takes a sip of beer. If he chooses to shoot an opponent and kills him, that player must sip a beer. If it is a miss, the opponent has the opportunity to either continue with the barrel (not spin) or spin the barrel and shoot back at the first player. If it is another miss, the gun continues in order to the next player, with no additional spin. If the player is killed without spinning the barrel beforehand, he must take two sips. If he is killed with a spun barrel (therefore reset and 1/6 chance) he must take 4 sips of beer. Play until everyone passes out besides the last man standing.
Tonight, we dine in hell. Let's play Willets Roulette.
by Willets 3rd South October 3, 2007
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Mr.Willets

A man born in 44 B.C and could possibly be a CIA agent that keeps tabs on all of his students. This man can do any and everything and no person can stop him.
Mr.Willets makes his own swords and guns.
by DaSavage999 May 3, 2021
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Mr. Willats

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.
Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”
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