Performance enhancing drugs. Inspired by "Lifetime Drug Free Athlete" Jeff Willet.
That boy gained 30 pounds of muscle in 2 months, he must be on them willets!
by Yung Swole August 23, 2013
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a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair
do you have willets?
by dangleberrydave June 23, 2005
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Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.
Get ya willets out, show us ya willets
by scott g January 7, 2005
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A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.

co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"
by e.j.s.l.t.m.c.a.j.s.m.j.j.m. September 3, 2005
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the bit of excrement left on your penis after anal sex
i could tell she had had curry last meal from the willet she left on my dick
by Mr. Chodebury February 28, 2005
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As you get older, there will be times when you are surrounded by youth. You may know some of them. You may be related to some of them. For the most part, you find then annoying. They are primarily dumb shits who don’t understand what should be obvious. One man child will stand out. He will have wisdom beyond his years. You will see this in his eyes. He will be the one who will be the link between the ages or perhaps a language barrier. This man child will help you negotiate the delicate chasm of age, culture or language. Any negotiation or deal assisted by this man child is called a willet
I was in deep shit but my nephew’s friend gave me a willet.
by jimbolima June 5, 2010
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A combination of Russian Roulette and a drinking game except with a Nerf Gun and beer. It was created in Willets Hall 3rd South of Swarthmore College. Prepare for glory.

Add the foam bullet in the barrel and spin. each person takes turns pointing the gun at himself or at another player. If he kills himself, he takes a sip of beer. If he chooses to shoot an opponent and kills him, that player must sip a beer. If it is a miss, the opponent has the opportunity to either continue with the barrel (not spin) or spin the barrel and shoot back at the first player. If it is another miss, the gun continues in order to the next player, with no additional spin. If the player is killed without spinning the barrel beforehand, he must take two sips. If he is killed with a spun barrel (therefore reset and 1/6 chance) he must take 4 sips of beer. Play until everyone passes out besides the last man standing.
by Willets 3rd South September 21, 2007
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