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a willet is a dry pices of poo that gets caught in your pubic bum hair
do you have willets?
willets by dangleberrydave July 3, 2005
Slang term for women's breasts.
Like tits, boobs, jugs.
Get ya willets out, show us ya willets
willets by scott g January 6, 2005
A rare group of individuals keenly interested in boobs (male or female) and poo (male or female) and, not so suprisingly, nothing else.
co-worker: "You're one of them there Willets aren'tcha?"

subject: "Poo...boobs...poo."

friend of co-worker: "He's crazie! We GOTTA put this on Urban Dictionary! That would be so COOL!"

willets roulette

A combination of Russian Roulette and a drinking game except with a Nerf Gun and beer. It was created in Willets Hall 3rd South of Swarthmore College. Prepare for glory.

Add the foam bullet in the barrel and spin. each person takes turns pointing the gun at himself or at another player. If he kills himself, he takes a sip of beer. If he chooses to shoot an opponent and kills him, that player must sip a beer. If it is a miss, the opponent has the opportunity to either continue with the barrel (not spin) or spin the barrel and shoot back at the first player. If it is another miss, the gun continues in order to the next player, with no additional spin. If the player is killed without spinning the barrel beforehand, he must take two sips. If he is killed with a spun barrel (therefore reset and 1/6 chance) he must take 4 sips of beer. Play until everyone passes out besides the last man standing.
Tonight, we dine in hell. Let's play Willets Roulette.

Mr.Willets 

A man born in 44 B.C and could possibly be a CIA agent that keeps tabs on all of his students. This man can do any and everything and no person can stop him.
Mr.Willets makes his own swords and guns.
Mr.Willets by DaSavage999 May 3, 2021

Mr. Willats 

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.
Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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