Wtf*** 

Prononciation like "what tough"
Straight meanings:

World Trade Footage
World Trade Falsehood
World Trade Fancy
World Trade Fiction
World Trade fabrication
World Trade Fibing
...

1.An elaborate fabricated story on purpose to dissimulate the truth, to misinform listeners or viewers and to mislead them.

2. A lie, a fiction, a falsification of truth.
3. A topass, a boobass, a show-up girl or woman, a bitch

1. Coastello:
"Say Abee, how'bout Jo Mac Cain million followers on Twister?

Abwoat:
"Wtf***, machine collectors 24/24-7/7!"

2. Coastello:
" Ab, guess what? Chelsee wants to commit suicide!?"

Abwoat:
"Wtf***"

3. Abwoat:
"That Chelsee girl... what a Wtf*** she is. No shit, one should train seriously to get to that level of stress without brain failure. She wrote a tweet telling the whole world she saw two alliens with suitcases trying to burglarize her neighbour's house. That she called nine-one-one but not even one showed up."

Coastello:
"Holy Book, she must be a shaïtantologist... did she voted for Hillary Clinton again?Dam bitch!"

Wtf*** by Slangherinthenight August 2, 2009

wtf 

Generally stands for 'What the fuck'. Most people use a question mark afterwards to get the point through. Rather than using the same term for the other 'w's, who, when, where, and why, it makes more sense to actually state the word and follow it with 'tf'

Capitalization doesn't really matter.
This term can also be likened to 'What the shit?' which is more comical and has a tantamount meaning.

WTF?
WhoTH?
WhenTF?

WTS?

wtf by chalupamonk March 3, 2003

WTF 

The World Taekwondo Federation.
WTF, holds many competitions throughout the world.

WTF, as far as i know, remain blissfully unaware of the other meaning of WTF. Or maybe they just don't feel like changing.

WTF by t3h n00bz 7a!k l!k3 t3his July 27, 2006

Wtf 

Of course there is only one known definition of the phrase Wtf and that, of course is Wilbur, that frigg-nugget.

Ellie: OMG WTF!

Jessica: Who’s Wilbur?

Wtf by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019

WTF ?!?!? 

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

WTF ?!?!? by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

WTF 

1. What the fuck.
2. World Tae Kwon Do Federation

Guy #1: Dude! I'm going to the WTF world tournament!
Guy #2: Uhh... what do you do in a "What the Fuck" tournament?

WTF by george April 20, 2005

WTF (?) (!)

an acronym for "what the fuck", commonly used when one hears something that does not make any sense whatsoever or when one hears something that is so weird/random/uncommon that they feel they must say something equally random.

i say WTF to most things you say because they are so stupid.

WTF (?) (!) by invader abc September 8, 2005