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Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.
Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .
Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011
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wrongthink 

Having views that differ from brainwashed mainstream opinion.
#1: Did you already hear? Google has fired that engineer who argued there might be biological differences between men and women.

#2: Well, that's what happens when you indulge in wrongthink.
wrongthink by _red_pilled_ August 30, 2017
a term to describe a british country folk who is slightly wrong in the head,a nutcase or does crazy things. often takes large amounts of cocaine or pills
ted: oi did you see jack put his head through that window then steal the copper

rick: yeah hes a proper "wrongon"
wrongon by geldolf-the-great April 10, 2008

wrongbow 

Affectionate or not-so-affectionate name for Strongbow cider (depending on whether you like it - I like it), a cheap volume drinking apple-derived alcoholic beverage found mainly in the UK. May induce gut rot and make you lairy.
"I was feeling pretty ropey when I got to the club but I got on the wrongbow and after 5 or 6 cans I was proper twunted"
wrongbow by iamkvogel May 29, 2008

wronghorn 

the feeling of sexual arousal brought on by someone or something that really should not arouse you, such as a particularly ugly person.
That Matt Smith as Doctor Who really gives me the wronghorn
wronghorn by Giggigoofer August 26, 2011

Wrontonks 

Verb: To settle all verbal disagreements and to establish dominance through violent means, typically when alcohol is involved.
Man 1: "I'm just saying, pigeons are definitely government surveillance drones"
Man 2: "I swear to God if you don't shut your crazy mouth I'll wrontonks your drunk ass"
Wrontonks by Sknotnorw August 21, 2021