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Wrongone 

A person has horrible luck in dating relationships or attempts at entering a dating relations. This person is often referred to as too nice, just like sibling, or a platonic friend.
That poor wrongone's date got arrested at dinner.
Wrongone by Wrongone February 4, 2009
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The Wrong One 

A person that is initially underestimated in a fight, but ends up molly-whopping his/her opponent .
That dude messed with the wrong one!

You better walk away, I'm the wrong one
The Wrong One by rkeeezy August 20, 2015

fractal wrongness 

Fractal wrongness is the state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution.

That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
Person 1: I just came back from a debate with someone who suffered from fractal wrongness.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
fractal wrongness by C.E.S. January 12, 2014

Wrongness 

Wrongness: Post moronic behaviour, not in accord with established cultural, social or political norms. An antagonist to the mundane, offensive to the absurd, abstract to the established etiquette but distinguished by its peculiar trait of making the erudite, sentient and wise defecate with laughter.
Wrongness: Your mum's such a skanky ass bitch Battersea dogs home had to have her put down for fear of her lobsters infecting the rats.

Wrongness: Ronald Regan for president.

Wrongness: Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
Wrongness by 3laz3r March 4, 2011

you got the wrong one

You got the wrong one.

1. You have confused me with someone that you can fuck with.

2. Your thinking about me is wrong.
Not someone to mess with
Ex: You will do what I say

Bitch, you got the wrong one!! Nobody tells me what to do. DEUCES
ready for wongone?
watch out mofo!
wongone by blitzs13 June 21, 2008
a term to describe a british country folk who is slightly wrong in the head,a nutcase or does crazy things. often takes large amounts of cocaine or pills
ted: oi did you see jack put his head through that window then steal the copper

rick: yeah hes a proper "wrongon"
wrongon by geldolf-the-great April 10, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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