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Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.
Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .
Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011
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wrongthink 

Having views that differ from brainwashed mainstream opinion.
#1: Did you already hear? Google has fired that engineer who argued there might be biological differences between men and women.

#2: Well, that's what happens when you indulge in wrongthink.
wrongthink by _red_pilled_ August 30, 2017
a term to describe a british country folk who is slightly wrong in the head,a nutcase or does crazy things. often takes large amounts of cocaine or pills
ted: oi did you see jack put his head through that window then steal the copper

rick: yeah hes a proper "wrongon"
wrongon by geldolf-the-great April 10, 2008

wrongbow 

Affectionate or not-so-affectionate name for Strongbow cider (depending on whether you like it - I like it), a cheap volume drinking apple-derived alcoholic beverage found mainly in the UK. May induce gut rot and make you lairy.
"I was feeling pretty ropey when I got to the club but I got on the wrongbow and after 5 or 6 cans I was proper twunted"
wrongbow by iamkvogel May 29, 2008

wronghorn 

the feeling of sexual arousal brought on by someone or something that really should not arouse you, such as a particularly ugly person.
That Matt Smith as Doctor Who really gives me the wronghorn
wronghorn by Giggigoofer August 26, 2011

Wrontonks 

Verb: To settle all verbal disagreements and to establish dominance through violent means, typically when alcohol is involved.
Man 1: "I'm just saying, pigeons are definitely government surveillance drones"
Man 2: "I swear to God if you don't shut your crazy mouth I'll wrontonks your drunk ass"
Wrontonks by Sknotnorw August 21, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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