Plob

verb: the act of planting a wet tongue on an unsuspecting victims face, invented in 1979 by me on my older brother

"Muuuuuuuuum! She plobbed me!"

by Giggigoofer August 06, 2017

wronghorn

the feeling of sexual arousal brought on by someone or something that really should not arouse you, such as a particularly ugly person.

That Matt Smith as Doctor Who really gives me the wronghorn

by Giggigoofer August 24, 2011