wronghorn

the feeling of sexual arousal brought on by someone or something that really should not arouse you, such as a particularly ugly person.

That Matt Smith as Doctor Who really gives me the wronghorn

by Giggigoofer August 24, 2011

Plob

verb: the act of planting a wet tongue on an unsuspecting victims face, invented in 1979 by me on my older brother

"Muuuuuuuuum! She plobbed me!"

by Giggigoofer August 06, 2017