Affectionate or not-so-affectionate name for Strongbow cider (depending on whether you like it - I like it), a cheap volume drinking apple-derived alcoholic beverage found mainly in the UK. May induce gut rot and make you lairy.
"I was feeling prettyropey when I got to the club but I got on the wrongbow and after 5 or 6 cans I was proper twunted"
Lacey: Yo what's up.
Dancer: Doing some rad tiger claws and early grabbin some curbs.
Lacey: Psh wrongboarder, how about you get rad and go bomb some hills.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.