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Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.
Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .
Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011

Wrongangular 

You're not just wrong you're Wrongangular.
Wrongangular by One armed fred September 6, 2003
a term to describe a british country folk who is slightly wrong in the head,a nutcase or does crazy things. often takes large amounts of cocaine or pills
ted: oi did you see jack put his head through that window then steal the copper

rick: yeah hes a proper "wrongon"
wrongon by geldolf-the-great April 10, 2008

wrongmance 

when someone thinks they found romance but in actual fact they've dangerously fallen in love with the wrong person.that person that will most likely take advantage of them or break their heart.
Sandra Bullock been wrongmanced bad dude.everyone knew right from the start her husband was foul.

she's really into that player,bro that's straight up wrongmance.
wrongmance by meckox March 29, 2010
A way of referring in a deprecating manner to a friendly but anonymous online acquaintance.
How did you hear about this exhibition?

Oh, some wrongmo off the internet told me about it.
wrongmo by talknottalk July 1, 2011

Wrongling 

Someone who is of wrong accusation or information
"Shut up you little wrongling, I'm right bitchhhh..."