Winklage 

An act involving 2 potatoes, 2 running faucets, and a full house.

We’re having a winklage at Jim’s house tomorrow, want to come?

Winklage by Swiftsaber203 January 22, 2019

Wrinklage 

When an older woman shows cleavage but just looks like a long wrinkle.

Dude, tell your mom to put on a different shirt, she is showing some nasty wrinklage right now.

Wrinklage by wackerman February 11, 2009

wanklage

A computer programming language that provokes more discussion of how it may be implemented, or how to overcome its built-in limitations, than of what useful programs can be written in it. An absorber of language wankage.

I think Haskell may have supplanted Lisp as the pre-eminent wanklage. I have come to appreciate the fog of wanklages for their power of keeping discussions of useful and potentially useful languages relatively free of wankage.

wanklage by ncmncm January 6, 2010

Wrinklage 

Wringklage (rink-ledge) n. : weird mumbling language spoken by elderly people that sounds vaguely like a real language but is just to damn weird to comprehend.

Dagnabit dem chilbin dar lusssin drespespeck.

Wrinklage by Drew Howk June 5, 2005

Power Wrinklage

noun — The gradual deterioration, erosion, or weakening of authority over time, especially when governing structures or laws become outdated and are tested by changing societal conditions.

The empire did not fall overnight; its collapse began with the subtle power wrinklage caused by outdated laws and rigid traditions.
Power wrinklage becomes visible when institutions cling to statutes written for a society that no longer exists.
The constitution itself was not flawed, but decades of social change exposed the power wrinklage embedded in its older provisions.
Authoritarian systems often mistake power wrinklage for temporary unrest, failing to recognize deeper structural decay.
What we are witnessing is not revolution, but the slow power wrinklage of a regime unable to adapt to modern realities.

Power Wrinklage by Maverick Elliot James February 18, 2026