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Wohlfunk 

The reek of an obvious political lie or scam attempted by notorious Trump-fanboy and criminal dimwit Jacob A. Wohl.
"The reek of the Wohlfunk on Jacob's latest attempt to grift his followers was so strong even the most credulous boobs didn't fall for it."
Wohlfunk by Berzerkergang April 29, 2019
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Monkey Wolf 

Based on the online persona who makes primarily Nintendo themed web-comics for Reddit and Instagram, as well as animations for YouTube.

"Wolf" comes from the primary artist who calls himself "Wolf Bro"

"Monkey" comes from "Mr. Monkey" who is supposedly a sidekick who is always there to support wolf bro. If you look close, Mr. Monkey is hidden in every single one of Monkey Wolfs YouTube videos.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Monkey Wolfs new Waluigi video?
Person 2: No but I saw his "If Smash bros had Pre-Fight cutscenes" comics on Reddit.
Monkey Wolf by Jan Je Je October 8, 2019

WolfBlitzer 

To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.
Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
WolfBlitzer by sdsongster May 15, 2013

Desmond Wolfe 

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.
Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.
Desmond Wolfe by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010

wolf crap 

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit
Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.
wolf crap by TheForceofG May 9, 2012

Finn Wolfhard 

Actor in stranger things who plays Mike and is the sweetest person ever. Incredibly talented. Meme king. Deserves to be loved by everyone.
Finn wolfhard Is a meme :-)
Finn Wolfhard by Claudia Burrin March 2, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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