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To construct, fabricate or improvise "new information" so as to appear knowledgeable.
Ed: Any news on the tornado?

Jed: Naw, the power's still out

Ed: Dj'ou ask Ned?

Jed: He don't know nothin. He just WolfBlitzered a bunch of conjecture about death tolls and injuries.

Ed: Ned's always tryin to look like a knowitall.
by sdsongster May 15, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A Gay Sex act that involves circle jerking off to an older bearded liberal man whispering fake news then everyone cumming on his beard.
Tonight we are inviting over my professor to give us a "Wolf Blitzer"
by mrbrout June 14, 2017
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