wolfed 

v., wolfed, wolfing. 1. to be up a creek without a paddle. 2. to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it all away. 3. to get screwed over more than anyone, yet not get screwed.

I'm a 3rd year ranger; I have to be selected for Rayado. What, Buddy Jones? Wolfed again!

wolfed by wolfman86 January 26, 2009

wolfed 

to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes

Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang!

wolfed by PB Andjay July 17, 2006

wolfed 

The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'?
Barber: I didn't get a chance to clean your shoulders, so, aside from having boss hair, you're wolfed as hell man.

wolfed by poopscadoopstrikesagain August 1, 2023

wolfed 

1. receiving oral sex from married man.

2. making bad call,or choice as umpire look up jim wolfe mlb umpire

1"All I could see was his eyes looking up at me while he wolfed me."
2 " I was safe, you friggin wolfed me"

wolfed by mrs. wolfe August 7, 2013

wolfed 

(past tense) the act of absolutely destroying something

I now need to take 5 doses of steroids and antibiotics per day after that trip.... I got wolfed

wolfed by ASBer April 5, 2011

Wolfed 

To lag during an F13 game to the point you either Betray others via Car or Gunpoint, or to be kicked from game.

"Did your game Wolfed out?"

Wolfed by PChamileon December 20, 2017

Wolfed 

To lag so badly during a round of Friday The 13th The Game to the point you betray someone via Gun or Car

"I guess your game wolfed, huh?"

Wolfed by PChamileon December 20, 2017