Woulin 

Means a person is doing way to much, going crazy or doing something out the ordinary, being comfortable doing something that will make other look at you and say that person is different

Him and his girlfriend broke up this summer I know he about to start woulin!!

Woulin by Younggreatest April 30, 2020

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

wouldn't you know who won the pony by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

I wouldn't worry about it 

The first phrase that should pop into every /k/ommando's mind when they're in the deep, dark woods and they hear something reminiscent of footsteps in the distance. You have SKS, don't be a pussy. Definitely not a skinwalker.

Ivan: Sergei did you of hearings something?
Sergei: Yes, is probably small rodent having of fun in the leaves
Ivan: You are of right, comrade, is probably nothing
Sergai: Yes, I wouldn't worry about it

I wouldn't worry about it by Biffy Drecker November 22, 2015

You wouldn't get it 

You probably wouldn't get it

Her: why do you always say, you wouldn't get it
Me: you wouldn't get it
Her: why do you keep saying that? Where's it from?
Me: you wouldn't get it

You wouldn't get it by You wouldn't get it November 5, 2019

wouldn't fuck her with your dick 

a girl so ugly or skanky that you wouldn't fuck her with someone else's dick let alone your meat.

Look at that crack-whore. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

wouldn't fuck her with your dick by MnB75 March 5, 2005

Woblin 

Making an unrecoverable error within the world of warcraft, leading to a raid or group wipe.

ffs get out of the engulfing flames

Homeboy just pulled a woblin, wipe the raid, run back and rebuff.

Woblin by Jedi Master Nerd December 2, 2011