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a wanna be goon..a dude (guy) or dudette (girl) that think s they are a thug or gangsta but in all reality they are soft and suck on there moms titty
"Did you see that donk full of wanna be thugs nigga?"

"Yeah but dem tricks ain't nothin but woblins brah"
woblin by thug lyfe 101 September 30, 2008
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Canadian goblins. They are mostly found in the mysterious dark forests of Cananda and tend to piss people off by popping out of the ground randomly and tripping people. And they are in fact overpopulating Cananda but are unable to cross its boundries and move into the US due to magical pressure involving the Tronks.
Dude, I went to Canada and it was like: Aughhh! FUCK! I hate these freaking woblins! THEY KEEP POPPING OUT OF NO WHERE! SHIT!!!!!!
Woblin by Kogan Boyer October 30, 2007
A woblin is a goblin woman.
Dude, have you seen that new dating sim?? The woblins in there are insane!
Woblin by Bovineextraterrestrial December 2, 2023

Wang Wobbling 

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009
Someone who is very lazy. A Wobinson spends his entire weekends on the computer, either being a WOM, or playing computer games. A Wobinson will also occasionally eat in his room too due to the fact that he is too lazy to eat anywhere but his bed. If he is not eating in his bed, he is not eating. This is usually the case as Wobinsons tend to skip meals quite often.
He's such a "Wobinson"

Don't be a "Wobinson"
Wobinson by FrEaK95 November 17, 2010

The Wobblin Gobblin 

When a man drops his pants, puts his balls on a girls nose so that the left nut is on one side of her nose and the right nut is on the other. Then the man makes the girl gobble like a turkey.
"My boyfriend backhanded me because he said my gobble wasn't strong enough while he was giving me the Wobblin Gobblin."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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