Woblin
ffs get out of the engulfing flames
Homeboy just pulled a woblin, wipe the raid, run back and rebuff.
Homeboy just pulled a woblin, wipe the raid, run back and rebuff.
Woblin by Jedi Master Nerd December 2, 2011
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woblin
a wanna be goon..a dude (guy) or dudette (girl) that think s they are a thug or gangsta but in all reality they are soft and suck on there moms titty
"Did you see that donk full of wanna be thugs nigga?"
"Yeah but dem tricks ain't nothin but woblins brah"
"Yeah but dem tricks ain't nothin but woblins brah"
woblin by thug lyfe 101 September 30, 2008
Woblin
Canadian goblins. They are mostly found in the mysterious dark forests of Cananda and tend to piss people off by popping out of the ground randomly and tripping people. And they are in fact overpopulating Cananda but are unable to cross its boundries and move into the US due to magical pressure involving the Tronks.
Dude, I went to Canada and it was like: Aughhh! FUCK! I hate these freaking woblins! THEY KEEP POPPING OUT OF NO WHERE! SHIT!!!!!!
Woblin by Kogan Boyer October 30, 2007
Woblin
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Wang Wobbling
To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate
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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "
"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"
Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009
Wobinson
Someone who is very lazy. A Wobinson spends his entire weekends on the computer, either being a WOM, or playing computer games. A Wobinson will also occasionally eat in his room too due to the fact that he is too lazy to eat anywhere but his bed. If he is not eating in his bed, he is not eating. This is usually the case as Wobinsons tend to skip meals quite often.
The Wobblin Gobblin
When a man drops his pants, puts his balls on a girls nose so that the left nut is on one side of her nose and the right nut is on the other. Then the man makes the girl gobble like a turkey.
"My boyfriend backhanded me because he said my gobble wasn't strong enough while he was giving me the Wobblin Gobblin."
The Wobblin Gobblin by Creator: Greg TB April 25, 2008
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