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Wokling

The name given to a baby Ewok from the Star Wars Trilogy.
Very cute. always say sorry, yet don't know why the grass is green. They are completely mad and generally communicate by using small growls and sneezes. if you have a Wokling look after it well or it might laugh itself to death.
Awwww i got a Wokling
by i am a carrot July 4, 2012
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woking

a small southern town, with about 62,000 inhabitants, is actually not as shit as the 2nd description.
cinema, pool in the park, 25 min train journey to LDN, supermarkets, shopping centre, theatre, colleges and schools are some of the greaaaat attractions.
yess, populated by a lot of chavs, but there are other subcultures within this town.
1: "where do you live?"
2: "wokinggg"
1: "ohh sick, its pretty cool there"
by artgeek March 18, 2009
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Wokingham

A city near Reading, in the UK, about an hour away from London on the train. Wokingham is most known for it's great schools and prison for the criminally insane, Broadmoor. If you're in Reading, or in London, come visit, and someone around town will be delighted to tell you where to go. Wokingham was voted Best Place In The UK To Live 2010.
Wokingham is epic, just stay off Norreys Avenue, AKA the CHAVenue.
by angelgalida December 9, 2010
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Woking

An infamous large town in south east england famed for its chavs and possibly the greatest non-league football team in europe. In reality its quite cool and pretty chavless on the east side, but beware for there are many a chav on the west.
dude 1: "dude where are we?"
dude 2: "woking"
dude 1: "cool"
by jewishgoddess October 29, 2004
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Worling

The act of smoking large amounts of weed.
Im so worling right now.
Can we start the worling.
by Crankster531 November 24, 2006
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woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.
Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011
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Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"
by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020
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