Woukd 

Would misspelled and not autocorrected.

I woukd have liked that.

It woukd have been nice.

Woukd you rather?

Woukd by Heavyonthecheese January 19, 2024

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.

28 stab wounds by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole 

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

rubbing salt on the wound by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016

wish a nigga would

Hoping that someone does something to annoy you and or aggrivate you to then go ahead and beat their ass

Man I would beat his ass. I wish a nigga would

wish a nigga would by Bossman999 July 26, 2015

I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

I would rather get my dick sucked by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018