autocorrected 

The act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device's autocorrect feature. Often leading to extreme misinterpretation.

Person A (via text): Hey do you want to get some penis for dinner tonight?
Person B: I'm so glad you said that because I always wanted to tell you I'm gay and I'm happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
Person A: Oh sorry, I meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.

autocorrected by dRe420 December 9, 2010

Autocorrectile Dysfunction 

When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.

Autocorrectile Dysfunction by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

Autocorrect 

Fuck autocorrect

Fuck autocorrect

Autocorrect by Fuck autocorrect October 7, 2019

Autocorrect 

1.) The reason that funny, strange, or embarrassing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) The reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) The opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backspacing.

1.) Man 1: *typing*
"Dude, I got some peantus from the homeless guy"
Autocorrecting "peantus"
For "penis"
TEXT SENT
Man 2: Didn't know you were looking for so much...
Man 1: Fuck, it's autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) Man 1: *typing in Google*
"Doge"
Autocorrecting "Doge"
For "Doggie"
Man 1: *flips desk*

3.) Man 1: *typing text*
"Go git me a sammich"
Autocorrecting...
"Go GET me a SANDWICH"
Man 1: That's the shit!

Autocorrect by Tsoran May 15, 2014

autocorrect 

A feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. Of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.

Duck you, autocorrect! Duck you to he'll!

autocorrect by do it fgt  November 16, 2011

Freudian Autocorrect 

Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.

When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.

Freudian Autocorrect by Ehrris September 14, 2011

autocorrectum 

aw-toh-kuh-rek-tuhm

noun

1. The result of an autocorrect function modifying a text message in an unintended and undesirable way - especially if the result is either vulgar or astoundingly different from the intended word.

"I was bored in class, so I decided to measure my penis. LOL i used it too much i guess"
"It's a centimeter"
"NOOOOO I MEANT PENCIL"
"I didn't mean to write penis"
"I'm going to jump off a bridge now"

"Yep, that's a suicide-worthy autocorrectum there. Hope the water isn't too cold - doesn't sound like you can afford the shrinkage."

autocorrectum by BailiffQuimby April 3, 2014