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Wonton'd

The new way of saying owned. From the phrase want ownage? which turned into wontown, which led to wonton'd a play on words of the Asian food wonton.
I just wonton'd that noob, I got a no scope headshot on him.
by Triggersoft November 25, 2010
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chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"
John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter
“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.
by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022
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wonton dick

When he hard on soft and his penis built like angel hair noodles, it's called a Wonton Dick.
E tried to make love to Bre last night but got Wonton Dick and had to sleep in the basement again.
by _SirHumble January 4, 2023
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wonton-hot dog

Asian female, Caucasian male. The most common interacial couple in America today.
At the bar last night, I found out from James and Jenny that Ka and I aren't the only ones who count the other wonton-hot dogs we see in public.
by Piancer October 16, 2007
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Dirty Wonton

When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.
Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.
by junglejoe111 April 17, 2010
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Winton Drift

When you and your fellow anti social years eights decide to lark about in the Bradford ASDA superstore and do a spot of trolley racing along with nicking miniature bottles of Cinzano; you lose control of your trolley and knock a pensioner unconscious from a distance of 39 feet
" Me and Da crew were proper Jenson buttoning it when I ended trying to swerve old Doris and ending up performing a Winton Drift, like the late grocery racing champion himself Dale Winton"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
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