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wordfucker 

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.
That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.
wordfucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019
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Dirty Worf 

Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.

Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
I gave this girl a dirty Worf last night.

worf effect

The principle that, in fiction, the strongest member of the cast gets utterly wailed on in order to establish just how powerful the villain of the week is. Differs from the Red Shirt in that the Red Shirt isn't given any characterization beyond his/her name, while the Worf is a properly developed character. Named after Worf in Star Trek, wherein he kept getting trashed by the bad guys.
Yo, did you see that new show?

Yeah! That tough guy wound up getting curb stomped.

Worf effect, no doubt.
worf effect by Intelligence001 August 22, 2019

worf barrage 

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.
Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!
worf barrage by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016
When you notice that some small aspect of reality has suddenly changed from what you thought it was, like in the Star Trek: TNG episode Parallels when Worf silently switches between alternate realities.
Sean: Whoa, since when have Disaronno bottles been rhombuses? I thought they were rectangular.
Liam: Dude, they've always been rhombuses.
Sean: I think I'm worfing.

Worf: I... I thought the cake was chocolate.
Troi: Don't I wish!

Worf: Counselor, the painting that Commander Data gave me, it has moved.
Troi: Worf, I hung that painting there at your birthday party, remember?
Worf: No.
The painting has changed! Don't you see it?
Your hair, and your clothing, they have changed as well!
worfing by S Murder December 4, 2012
What's On Your Feet Today? meaning: what shoes are you wearing?
*Guy calls his friend*
Guy: 'Yo, WOYFT?'
Friend: ' Wearing my Nikes, what about you?'
woyft by Tlacko September 14, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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