World of War Craft 

One of the most addictive games ever made, Exessive playing results in rapid weight gain, loss of social life, loss of all chance to procreate, carpool tunnel, and stopping the spread of STDs.

person 1: "hey the team is going out for some food, want to come?"

person 2: "Sorry i cant, im going on a epic raid In World of War Craft"

person 1: "fag"

World of War Craft by Tyler747 December 9, 2008

world of warcraft 

crack, in CD-ROM form.

World of Warcraft player: listen, man, i'll do anything, ANYTHING for just one more month of play! i'm serious, man, here, take my sister, take my penis, take my house, just don't take my level 56 troll rogue!
Guy: who the fuck are you anyway?

world of warcraft by ObeyZod September 25, 2005

world of warcraft 

The world's most effective form of birth control.

Pregnancy, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Herpes. These are just some of the things that World of Warcraft players need not be concerned about.

world of warcraft by Echelon April 8, 2008

world of warcraft 

The most highly addictive game ever played. It will consume your soul and poison your water supply.

I started playing WoW and now I have no life!

world of warcraft by Zelnar (WoW Name) September 14, 2005

world of warcraft 

A good fun alternative to life.

Sex, career, friends, money and power. All
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from World of Warcraft

world of warcraft by Barkley Wite April 5, 2005

World Of Warcraft Disorder 

A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.

There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the skin's fusing to the leather.

Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.

World Of Warcraft Disorder by WOWD Killed my friend January 16, 2011

World of Warcraft Noob 

A kid that plays the MMORPG known as "World of Warcraft", also known as "WoW". World of Warcraft Noobs will usually go around bashing other MMORPG's and saying WoW is better.

Usually, when someone says they don't want to pay $15 a month for an online game, a "World of Warcraft Noob" will usually reply with something like, "thats jus becuz u cnt aford it".
This isn't talking about ALL World of Warcraft players, only the ones who bash other MMORPG's.

-This takes place on a YouTube video about RuneScape gameplay-
RuneScape Player 1: "Wow, that quest took me forever to finish!"
RuneScape Player 2: "It wasn't that hard, it took me like an hour."
World of Warcraft Noob: "wtf runescape sux, play wow its much better, it has 3d graphics!"
RuneScape Player 1: We don't wanna pay $15 a month for an online game, please leave"
World of Warcraft Noob: wll thats cuz u cnt aford it! u poor hobo!

No, I am not a RuneScape player by the way, just used it as an example...

World of Warcraft Noob by -Please Insert Name Here- July 12, 2009