worksturbation
I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.
worksturbation by peacocking101 July 27, 2009
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Worksturbation
1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
Worksturbation by Nalyr Almeida October 21, 2010
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wokesturbation
When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.
wokesturbation by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022
workurbation
The act of trying to screw one or your co-workers but it ends up backfiring and you end up doing the job.
I left a pile of work for John to finish while I was out of the office. I ended up workerbating myself because he called in. That was total workurbation!
workurbation by MS. MARCH May 8, 2009
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