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getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important
I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.
by peacocking101 July 27, 2009
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Jan 23 Word of the Day
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.

2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.

2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
by Nalyr Almeida October 19, 2010
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