worksturbation
I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.
worksturbation by peacocking101 July 27, 2009
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Worksturbation
1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
Worksturbation by Nalyr Almeida October 21, 2010
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wokesturbation
When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.
wokesturbation by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022
workurbation
The act of trying to screw one or your co-workers but it ends up backfiring and you end up doing the job.
I left a pile of work for John to finish while I was out of the office. I ended up workerbating myself because he called in. That was total workurbation!
workurbation by MS. MARCH May 8, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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