I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.
by peacocking101 July 27, 2009
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.
1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"
by Nalyr Almeida October 19, 2010
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