workurbation 

The act of trying to screw one or your co-workers but it ends up backfiring and you end up doing the job.

I left a pile of work for John to finish while I was out of the office. I ended up workerbating myself because he called in. That was total workurbation!

workurbation by MS. MARCH May 8, 2009

worksturbation 

getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important

I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.

worksturbation by peacocking101 July 27, 2009

Worksturbation 

1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.

2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.

1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.

2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"

Worksturbation by Nalyr Almeida October 21, 2010