Goofball2020's definitions

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain

Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies

by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are exclusively attributable to racism

Rev. Barber's latent racismism was showing when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist.... attacking immigrants is racist... denying a living wage is racist."

by Goofball2020 May 7, 2018

Shitter

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits

-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017

organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.

"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory

by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017

bankerlover

A politician who kisses the asses of the 1%

The bankerlover's paid speech drew cheers and applause from the audience at Goldman Sachs

by Goofball2020 January 22, 2017

Siberian prince

a political scam artist who uses lame conspiracy theories to attract votes from dumb ass white people too gullible to realize they're being conned. see also: nigerian prince

Dearly One,

You email is compromised by brown foreigns who took merican jobs. Gimme a break and send password and bank account details to help build yooge wall and make sure titties from the gummint don't get you guns!

Sincere,
Siberian Prince

by Goofball2020 August 14, 2016