Definitions by Goofball2020

wokesturbation 

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.

Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation

wokesturbation by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022

Fawkes News 

Fox News is a treasonous coup-plotting “news" network dedicated to overthrowing the democratically elected government of the United States

On January 6th, Fawkes News seditiously encouraged its guys to plant doody-bombs in the halls of Congress

Fawkes News by Goofball2020 January 30, 2022

cuntx 

An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex

Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx

cuntx by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020

gaffelighting 

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

gaffelighting by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020

twit 

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

twit by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Shitter 

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits

-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"

Shitter by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Bigotocentrism 

The bigoted view that bigotry explains everything

Calling your political opponents a basket of deplorables is a classic example of bigotocentrism

Vox is considering changing its name to the Journal of Bigotocentric Studies

Bigotocentrism by Goofball2020 June 1, 2018