wokesturbation

When somebody goes around preening about how enlightened they are but then they never advocate any specific policy reforms that might actually solve the problem they’re supposedly so woke about.
Tahini Panini Coates was arrested today on charges of lewd and disorderly public wokesturbation
by Goofball2020 June 10, 2022
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racismism

The theory that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism
Rev. William Barber II flirted with racismism when he claimed, "Denying healthcare is racist.... Denying a living wage is racist."
by Goofball2020 May 07, 2018
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wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.
The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions
by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017
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gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter
When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you
by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020
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Iniquitist

An asshole who believes that grotesque wealth inequality is a normal, inevitable, or even desirable feature of modern democracies
A New Yorker article described Bob Mercer as a disgusting iniquitist parasite who thinks it would be OK to turn the poor into cat food
by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017
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racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are exclusively attributable to racism
Rev. Barber's latent racismism was showing when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist.... attacking immigrants is racist... denying a living wage is racist."
by Goofball2020 May 07, 2018
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organized money

Financiers, corporatists, trust fund babies, and other elites who are hell-bent on turning America into a plutocratic kleptocracy.
"We know now that government by organized money is just as dangerous as government by organized mob." -Franklin D. Roosevelt on the eve of his landslide 1936 re-election victory
by Goofball2020 February 13, 2017
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