Goofball2020's definitions

Fawkes News

Fox News is a treasonous coup-plotting “news" network dedicated to overthrowing the democratically elected government of the United States

On January 6th, Fawkes News seditiously encouraged its guys to plant doody-bombs in the halls of Congress

by Goofball2020 January 30, 2022

cuntx

An gender-sensitive epithet referring to a bitchx who's acting like a total assholex

Jair Bolsonaro is a Latinx American leader who frequently acts like rancid cuntx

by Goofball2020 May 23, 2020

Shitter

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits

-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

twit

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017

racismism

The belief that all of America's problems are only attributable to racism

-Barber's MLK Day sermon flirted with racismism when he argued, "denying healthcare is racist, attacking immigrants is racist, denying a living wage is racist"

-Khan-Cullors put forward the racismistic argument that, "if you live in this country, if you're born and raised as a white person, you most definitely are racist."

-Vox will soon change its name to the Journal of Racismist Studies

-The trouble with racismism is that if everything's racist, nothing is racist

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2018

gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter

When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you

by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020