Goofball2020's definitions

Siberian prince

a political scam artist who uses lame conspiracy theories to attract votes from dumb ass white people too gullible to realize they're being conned. see also: nigerian prince

Dearly One,

You email is compromised by brown foreigns who took merican jobs. Gimme a break and send password and bank account details to help build yooge wall and make sure titties from the gummint don't get you guns!

Sincere,
Siberian Prince

by Goofball2020 August 14, 2016

twit

An incompetent, stupid, useless, embarrassing, and/or self-destructive tweet. See: covfefe

Donald Trump sat down on the toilet and hacked out yet another mindless twit

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Shitter

The social media platform Donald Trump uses to send out mindless twits

-Trump sat on the shitter and used the Shitter app to twit out some more ridiculous birdcrap

-Shitter's corporate motto is "twitty shitty bang bang"

by Goofball2020 September 16, 2018

Bigotocentrism

The bigoted view that bigotry explains everything

Calling your political opponents a basket of deplorables is a classic example of bigotocentrism

Vox is considering changing its name to the Journal of Bigotocentric Studies

by Goofball2020 June 1, 2018

wealth supremacist

An iniquitist who believes that unregulated monopolies and special tax breaks for ultra-rich crony capitalist mega-donors will somehow trickle down to benefit the working class. Usually coupled to the view that the wealthy are morally superior to everybody else.

The Republican tax bill is a swirling tornado of wealth supremacist delusions

by Goofball2020 December 18, 2017

Deplorepistemology

The tribal belief that calling people irredeemably deplorable will win elections

After losing the election, Democrats puzzlingly doubled-down in orgy of deplorepistemology

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017

Deplorablism

The wishful belief that calling bigots deplorable will somehow make them less bigoted

Even after losing in a way that put bigots in the White House, Congress, Supreme Court, most statehouses, and governorships, the Democrats still ain't woke to the fact that deplorablism doesn't work

by Goofball2020 November 11, 2017