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A shortstack little boy who's commonly depicted in art by Joe McGay where he is the victim of a gangbang.
Jden: Joe, did you draw another image of Woofles being gangbanged again?
Joe: He enjoys it, I am Joe McGay.
Woofles by FuckYouJden May 22, 2022
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pooping and vomiting at the same time
he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket
woofles by whoooooosisit December 12, 2011
An affectionate term for dogs. An alternative to “doggo”
The silly woofle ran after the tennis ball with his ears flying back and his goofy tongue hanging out of his mouth.
woofle by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

woofless 

Woofless is a great YouTuber and is very funny and cute. However, he is unemployed, so everyone calls Woofless, Jobless. This became his nickname. And, his real name is Robert.

Rob-a-dob-flob has no job.
That guy over there doesn't have a job, but he has a ton of money. He must be a Woofless!

woosless 

the state of or being Little Woo (completely useless)working harder at not working than if you just worked normally. Usually late to work from heavy drinking the night before.
All this guy does is show up late and wonder around all day pretending to be busy he's so woosless.
woosless by No Body Cares October 17, 2008
A sarcastic form of the slang word woot. Used deadpan, it can add emphasis to somthing vulgar.
"Hey Mark, I just slept with your mum. Wootles."
wootles by farmboy138 May 1, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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