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wooflefin 

When a man stretches his penis over his gootch and duct tapes it to a butt plug.
The Bodiner is such a wooflefin.
wooflefin by feag November 6, 2003
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woofling 

To throw a boiling kettle at someone
I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.
woofling by xRc7 July 22, 2021

Wooffindin 

A surname which means to have or to give a genetal disorder, usually foolowed by Jack or Harry
whoa! He's A Wooffindin!
Wooffindin by luke batty March 17, 2009

woodliefing 

Commenting on multiple Facebook status' and/or wall posts generally making fun of relationships and/or other connections between males and females. This can occur in the form of comments on a status or though multiple wall posts and even in rare cases through a tag team wall post/status comment with an accomplice.
God that _____(insert first or last name) kid was really woodliefing a lot today on everyones wall posts and status's from their girlfriends.

wooflesnack 

Man, he is such a wooflesnack.
wooflesnack by snackofthewoofles February 14, 2017

Woofling 

That God awful noise that penetrates the eardrums when only one car window is down while driving, usually a rear window - but not always
“Dammit Kayla, either roll these windows down or roll this one up, it’s woofling in here!”

“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”
Woofling by Mr. Mitchoggie February 15, 2019
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I hit a real purple patch.

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