woofle

An affectionate term for dogs. An alternative to “doggo
The silly woofle ran after the tennis ball with his ears flying back and his goofy tongue hanging out of his mouth.
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woofle

A word for pussy only really used for comedic effect.

See Also:
Nani
Kooter
Cootchie
Snatch
Vagina
Kotch
I can see your woofle!
by Libra Chic August 08, 2005
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woofle

A woofle can be either:

A waffle made out of dog, as invented by PC and Burger one fateful afternoon,

OR

The most common meaning; similar to the Richter scale, but with two pointed differences. The Woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quantity or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. The most important thing to remember about the Woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded ONLY BY ITS CURRENT MAXIMA AND MINIMA. That is to say, a Woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. Thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more Woofle items are compared.

Highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly;

quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc.

Most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature.

The commonly denoted symbol for the Woofle is the Wq, or "Woofle Quotient" of a given item.
Today: Wq 3
not quite the worst day I've ever had, but getting close
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All your w00fle are belong to pie.
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woofles

An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.
The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!
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woofling

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.
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woofl

the cow woofled
by joe May 21, 2004
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