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woofen 'em 

another way of saying your bullshittin
girl:i made $500 today
guy:man! your woofen 'em
woofen 'em by d_&_m0_ October 16, 2008
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Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.
Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*
A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Wolfenstein vodka

The cheapest, nastiest vodka that you can ever buy... just looking at the cheap plastic bottle and poorly designed labor will bring back memories of the last hangover that "The Wolf" brought on. Yet the wonderful price coaxes you into buying it anyway
Charley, let's go down to the Iraq Shack and get some liqour. I am low on cash, we will have to buy some Wolfenstein Vodka, the bitches won't even know the difference.

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)
Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

wooden onesie 

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin
"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"