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The breaks on the work van are fuckin Woofed Yo!
Woofed by Irish_Mic February 5, 2009
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A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof
"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"
Woofed by ImJones November 26, 2018
Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed
Woofed by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.
Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.
woofed my salad by CB_ April 26, 2006

Dog woofed 

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.
Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED
A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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