Woofed 

To be extremely confused, unintelligent, or to be seen as dumb by many people.

Person 1: Did you here that Cole got a 16% on the last test?
Person 2: Yeah, that kid is so woofed but at least he's nice.

Woofed by Tiege17 January 26, 2017

Woofed 

Tobe broken, or fucked up

The breaks on the work van are fuckin Woofed Yo!

Woofed by Irish_Mic February 5, 2009

Woofed 

A PG13 way to say "Fucked". Created by the legendary twitch streamer MrJakeWoof

"Oh Beary just got woofed!"

"How are you doing motherwoofers?"

Woofed by ImJones November 26, 2018

Woofed 

Messed up or fucked

Your hairline is woofed

That phone is woofed

Woofed by pulse_mstar October 1, 2020

woofed my salad

To toss a salad in a hurry.

Allison was so hungry she woofed my salad.

woofed my salad by CB_ April 26, 2006

Dog woofed 

When someone is dog woofed, they have just been beaten at whatever they are competing in. If you are to dog woof someone, you have just absolutely destroyed them in competition.

Ian: 1v1 me on realistic hood rp roblox ya pssy
Shaun: Come on then I'll batter you ya pr*ck
*Shaun absolutely obliterates Ian*
Shaun: YOU JUST GOT F*CKING DOG WOOFED

Dog woofed by Shaun from down the pub August 10, 2022

Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016