Wominding

When a woman reminds you of something you've already said you were going to do.

Came up with this term today when a female friend of mine reminded me to do something I just said not even 2 minutes prior.

Man: I need to stop at the hardware store today.
Woman: Don't forget to stop at the hardware store today.
Man: I just said that, but thanks for wominding me.

Wominding by Just a Sad Man May 8, 2018

winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008

Winding and grinding 

a signature dance move of a man named Duke Depp who dresses up as Willy Wonka.

Duke always do the winding and grinding on his live

Winding and grinding by Cola.depp March 21, 2021

winding your ass and scratching your watch 

Southern slang which describes a condition where one is confused, aloof, or just plain stupid. This condition is the anthisis of winding a watch and scratching your ass; which are normal process for any redneck over the age of 50 who is not drunk, stoned, or both.

Damn son, don't just stand there "winding your ass and scratching your watch", flip the hamburgers!

winding your ass and scratching your watch by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

WiFinding 

The act of driving around in your car, riding a bicycle, walking etc. in search of Wireless Internet for your laptop or other web enabled device.

Yea, my beach house doesn't have Wifi so I had to go WiFinding to check Facebook, luckily I found a network only 2 blocks down.

WiFinding by WiAsk? July 24, 2009

weavining and wovining 

weavining: to dart between something, typically faster than the target
wovining: to dart around something, typically faster than the target

weavining and wovining: to dart between and around something, typically faster than the target.

Example: whenever i play scout in tf2, I'm always weavining and wovining around my enemies

weavining and wovining by 28 stab wounds- "Scout tf2" June 21, 2022