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Wellston Ohio

A small city located in southern Ohio, most businesses are boarded up and closed, the city is drug infested.
Home of the wellston rockets the most underfunded high school athletic program in the state. The people of wellston dress gangster and try to make rap music despite having Appalachian accents and living in a small city of only 6000 people.

On a high note wellston has excellent Chinese food.
"Alteast I don't live in Wellston Ohio anymore".

"Hey Bob what is there to do in wellston besides pills?"
Bob: "eat Chinese food at Johnny's and ride lawnmowers."
Wellston Ohio by estabanroso February 7, 2015

Williston Park 

The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.
Outsider: Where are you from?
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.
Williston Park by WP for Life November 27, 2005

wellstoned 

To die in a plane crash after being a strong vocal critic of an unpopular political position. To have alot of enemies and to be whacked mysteriously.
Too bad about Paul...how he got wellstoned and all.
wellstoned by Limpy Ho May 1, 2003

wellston 

Go straight to wellston!
wellston by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Williston 

When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.
I don't see a problem with giving my wife a Williston. It's not like it's a stranger's mess.
Williston by Urban wordmill January 4, 2018

wollaton 

an area in nottingham. Known for low crime rate although home to several crews the most noticable being Wollaton Crew or WC and high levels of drug dealing and usage. Also home to wollaton park a popular spot to smoke weed.
Jim: Wanna go down wollaton tonight and smash posh peoples windows.
Ed: nah blud, havent got the bus fare
wollaton by brap-brap August 14, 2006
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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