by Urban wordmill January 4, 2018
Hey have you seen Williston ND
No I haven’t
That’s because there’s only oil there
*laughs in well known city folk*
No I haven’t
That’s because there’s only oil there
*laughs in well known city folk*
by We’re all *family* May 16, 2022
The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.
Outsider: Where are you from?
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.
by WP for Life November 26, 2005
Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!
Williston Florida
by southernstyle November 11, 2011
Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.
by Ravenn May 31, 2007
by TankerYanker86 May 4, 2018
by We’re all *family* May 16, 2022