Williston

When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.

I don't see a problem with giving my wife a Williston. It's not like it's a stranger's mess.

by Urban wordmill January 4, 2018

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Williston

A shit town with oil

Hey have you seen Williston ND
No I haven’t

That’s because there’s only oil there
*laughs in well known city folk*

by We’re all *family* May 16, 2022

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Williston is a small town in Levy County. The people of Williston try to keep a small town feel and attempt to repel big business. The city limits end at a strategic place on the east side of the town. The city attempts to not incorporate the minority populated area of the town by ending the city limits at the railroad tracks. Williston is a proud place for people who were born and raised there, however no outsiders are flooding the town or area due to no economic development.

We are from Williston, Florida

by Rauskaman October 7, 2016

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Williston Park

The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.

Outsider: Where are you from?
WP Resident: Williston Park
Outsider: You must like to party
WP Resident: Yeah, You Got A Fucking Problem With That?
Outsider: No Man, Sorry.

by WP for Life November 27, 2005

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Williston Florida

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!

Williston Florida

by southernstyle November 11, 2011

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