Wojob

When someone pisses and shits in your chest hole and then eats it like cereal

Man, my sister gave me the best wojob last Saturday!

by I have a chest hole May 21, 2019

woobify

to make a character that is canonically morally wrong or grey into a cute little guy that you feel sorry for.

i am going to woobify the fuck out of dennis reynolds my poor meow meow

by gnarz February 28, 2021

Woobear

A small,white fluffy dog, of no particular breed,looking like a polar bear cub.

That dog looks like a woobear!

by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016

Woobabyjaee

A literal god who struggles to even comprehend the word miss. One of the funniest woobaby members and he deserves some head fr. His parallel with woobabyj are goated

Woobabyjaee? That mf slanging ong

by Know pain yes May 4, 2021

Woobear

Slang_.A small fluffy, white dog resembling a polar bear cub

The dog looks like a woobear.

by Willow dancingeyes May 21, 2016

flagon of woobla

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.

"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"

by Scott84Perth June 29, 2016

wojbomb

A breaking report made by prominent NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo Sports that comes out of nowhere to have a huge impact on the landscape of the NBA

Another WojBomb just dropped....apparently Sacramento Kings coach George Karl wants to trade Demarcus Cousins to the Lakers. Holy crap.

by The Greek Freak July 1, 2015