An insider is a shortening of the term inside joke, which means a joke that is shared between you and your friends which only makes sense to the people that were with you when whatever it was happened. In other words, it's a "had to be there moment."

Guy: OMG i went to some pet store, and there were some bunnies there. They were really cute.

Group of friends: BUNNIES ON THE CEILING! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Guy: huh?

*insider is explained*

Guy: Oh. Well, um, that's not really that funny guys.

Group of friends: Yes it is! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Guy: Uh, ok... um, i gotta go... i think my mom's calling me bye *backs away slowly*

Group of friends: MY MOM'S A COP IN A BANDANA! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Guy: oh um ok *Runs away as fast as he can*

Insider by Jaime_Marie_x3 July 20, 2009

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Any information that should NEVER be spoken about while the subject is within earshot.

Bob: Hey Tom, this is Nancy.
Tom: Is this the chick you hooked up at the work party.
Bob: DUDE!! Fuckin' INSIDER!!

insider by Winston October 23, 2003

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An independent woman, a girl,lass,bitch or lady who luvs to take charge.

Person A: Meet this chick last night. Man - did'nt even say shit, she was already on it, she rides it like a professional equestrian.

Person B: Shes a fuckin insider

Insider by Cypharr January 31, 2010

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An insider is a convict doing a stretch in prison.

The mass murderer got life. He will be inside for the rest of his days.
He will soon learn what it is like being an insider

insider by Stias December 28, 2005

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