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Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019
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when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.
Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.
winesia by kds818 October 7, 2009
Wine + chinese food = winese
Girl 1: Lets get some winese on the way home and watch the notebook for the 17th time
Girl 2: oh my god, oh my god... *already crying*
Winese by Turducken96 September 6, 2016

Winestorming

Home remodel DIY ideas that start flowing after multiple glasses of wine. Usually involves demolition that wasn't intended, and expensive trips to lumber yards or landscaping supply stores.
During a winestorming event we decided we could easily demolish that wall.
Winestorming by Wntdone September 24, 2016
Day of the week, typically on Wednesday when girlfriends get together, share a few glasses of wine and unwind with girl time and laughter. Let it be known, it can occur multiple times a week if necessary or can be changed to another day but it will always be called Winesday.
"I had a rough day today.... Thank goodness it's Winesday!"
Winesday by Wino55 February 16, 2010

street wines 

Mouthwash containing ethyl alcohol, consumed by ghetto bums as a beverage.
I say dere Kingfish, give me a sip of yo street wines, I gots de shakes comin on!
street wines by Bomanicious May 20, 2010