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elbow skin, used as analogy for penis.

loose skin on the elbow
"Your weinesses are showing, can i touch them?"
weiness by SoCanI? May 22, 2010

Weiness Fight 

A bumping of the loose skin on your elbow while screaming " WEINESS FIGHT!"
Weiness Fight by UhhhhDinosaurs. February 21, 2011

wetness to laughter ratio 

A ratio relating to the volume of urine excreted concurrent with laughter which may be used as a fairly reliable estimate of how funny something is.
Pissing myself the whole time and unable to stop, I cleverly cited the prank’s wetness to laughter ratio as an excuse.

Weinershitzel 

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.
"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

intellectual wetness

The concept of physical pleasure from an intellectual interaction about a deep and stimulating topic or theory.
When I discuss Karl Marx with my girlfriend, I get a feeling of intellectual wetness.

Wetnessday 

Another fun word for Wednesday. Horny on a Wednesday.
I'm going to have so much fun with my vibrator on wetnessday
Wetnessday by EmoUnicorn99 June 1, 2018