Wizen
Wizen by Robert Grey February 16, 2008
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wiener pussy by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019
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widen my shoes
To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.
widen my shoes by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018
Wiener goblin
(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.
(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.
(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.
Wiener goblin by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020
wienerizer
The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
wienerizer by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009
Wiener slot
The slot on the front of men's underwear. While the intended purpose of this slot is to allow for the wearer of the garment to withdraw their genitalia, nobody actually uses it. Although, it is possible that someone does. It is possible that somewhere in this world there is a man with the audacity to defy the standards of society and use The Slot, despite the very real possibility of ostracism, or even crucifixion. Such a man would be difficult to identify, because of the intimate and subtle nature of his rebellion, and is likely a master of concealment. He could be living beside you, your co-worker, your neighbor, even your family member, and you would never know. How should we regard him? Should we fear him? Should we hate him? Does he deserve punishment? Who is he to defy our customs? Who is he to ignore our rules? He is just a man, and as a man he is subject to Man’s Law, which, of course, explicitly prohibits the use of The Wiener Slot. Or should we embrace him? Should we admire his bravery, his instance on personal freedom? It may be that one day he will come forward and we will permit him to remove our shackles. It may be that one day we will look back on this time as a period of confusion and darkness and say, “Thank you, Weiner Slot guy, for liberating us from our ignorance!” It may be that our very civility rests in accepting the way of this man, this enigma, this loneliest of revolutionaries. It may be… It may very well be.
Wiener slot by Anglomofo April 8, 2010
pp wiener 95
It is simply a term no man will ever be able to define, however, just know it relates to the happiness and wellbeing of others.
pp wiener 95 by One interesting man 33 July 3, 2020
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