Wizen

A totally awesome wizard with a PhD in kicking your ass!

Dude, look at that Wizen- he is like a professional beating machine-- with GLASSES!

by Robert Grey February 16, 2008

wizened

Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)

Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.

by Dacid August 12, 2008

wizened

When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin

You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...

by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

wizened

Classically means to become winkled with age, but can also mean "to become wiser" or "gain knowledge". Term gaining popularity due to use by Twitch streamer, ArianaKatana.

Ariana: "This semester's studies have wizened me."

by sidthemiccsloth February 14, 2022

Wizened miasma

When a phone is forgotten and retrieved

Not another wizened miasma, James …

by Joebanana May 26, 2022